A YOUNG American makes A Modest Proposal:
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own way. & lt; /DIV>
Here is a model dissolution agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy!
Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however , responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks. We'll keep the bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values...You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and over-sized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. bsp; We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle-down economics, and you can give trickle-up poverty its best shot.
Since it often so offends you we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag and our GOD and prayer.
Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded patriots, and if you do not agree, just hit delete and hang on. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall.
law student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbra Streisand and Jane Fonda
We have stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot, and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own way. & lt; /DIV>
Here is a model dissolution agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy!
Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however , responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks. We'll keep the bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values...You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and over-sized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. bsp; We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle-down economics, and you can give trickle-up poverty its best shot.
Since it often so offends you we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag and our GOD and prayer.
Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like minded patriots, and if you do not agree, just hit delete and hang on. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall.
law student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbra Streisand and Jane Fonda
posted by Unhappy American at
2:43 PM
2 Comments:
The Conservatives are always saying how the Democrats are trying to force socialism on us, but every bit of rhetoric they produce rings of fascism
John J Wall:
"We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find."
Adolf Hitler:
"As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice."
John J Wall:
"You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right."
Adolf Hitler:
"Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice"
John J Wall:
"We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot."
Adolf Hitler:
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. "
John J Wall:
"You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us."
Adolf Hitler:
"Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless. "
John J Wall:
"We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World."
Adolf Hitler:
"I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."
Other similarities exist. For Instance, you can't get a German to talk about Hitler as an admired part of their past any more than you can get a Conservative to admit that George W Bush was their great admired leader.
And where as Jews were vermin who took the bread out of the mouths of the German people, So the Democrats, are dirty filthy lazy hippies that live off welfare.
NOW! Imagine if the Germans had stopped Hitler before the fascists managed to take complete control of the country.
IT'S A GOOD THING WE STOPPED THIS IN THE NICK OF TIME !!
By
boris, at 5:02 PM
The Conservatives are always saying how the Democrats are trying to force socialism on us, but every bit of rhetoric they produce rings of fascism
John J Wall:
"We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find."
Adolf Hitler:
"As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice."
John J Wall:
"You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right."
Adolf Hitler:
"Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice"
John J Wall:
"We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot."
Adolf Hitler:
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. "
John J Wall:
"You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France, and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us."
Adolf Hitler:
"Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless. "
John J Wall:
"We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World."
Adolf Hitler:
"I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."
Other similarities exist. For Instance, you can't get a German to talk about Hitler as an admired part of their past any more than you can get a Conservative to admit that George W Bush was their great admired leader.
And where as Jews were vermin who took the bread out of the mouths of the German people, So the Democrats, are dirty filthy lazy hippies that live off welfare.
NOW! Imagine if the Germans had stopped Hitler before the fascists managed to take complete control of the country.
IT'S A GOOD THING WE STOPPED THIS IN THE NICK OF TIME !!
By
boris, at 5:03 PM
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